How to get to market?

In general, I sincerely believe that the $ 77 303, as well as $ 79 552, and even something to hide, $ 102 438 it is possible to pay for only one new grille car brand Audi. Zev makabr. I, however, said here that the article ought to write something else. So go straight to the main point: let's say about the car the worst. People There is an idea that Audi Allroad for some time was left without its consumer business. In that spirit, they say that the continued registration of this car and it somewhere, even restyling none of the buyers do not need, at least, for the money. Previously, they say, there are people who go fishing out there, hunting, parasailing (do not know what it is), in suburban sauna with girls. There were, finally, the Titans, who are just well liked jeeps, as we called "sport utility Vaikla." And among these mighty spirit of the characters were those which four rings above the bumper inserted stronger dimedrola with tequila. Where they had to go, if precious German company did not release SUV? In 2001, Audi has dealt a crushing blow to the desperate audience by releasing the first version with an adjustable four-wheel drive Allroad clearance and even the plastic protecting the body from - do not believe it! - Dirt. Not opisuemy adjectives success. In Russia - not even a brief and opisuemy forbidden adverbs. And now - ask yourself cursing this day. At Audi came Q7, turn on that serious guys selling to each other at the restaurant "Vanilla", as in the 85th entry in the GDR rug at a department store, "Leipzig." Quattro four-wheel drive is now placed almost in child seats. Why, in short, the mass of consumers needed a new Allroad, sum up the anonymous experts. Tormented with all the previous paragraph, I was only 200 yards, 2 - in seconds. While domchalsya on a new car from Audi Mission similarity to the first tube. Sideways crawling like skunk, Audi 100, it "cigar" has emerged, let's face it, man. Red lips, excited, eye leads, shakes hands, utters the words, leaving the shapeless sweat in corked glass. What did the people - must tell in the end notes, but it's not important right now. The main thing is that I immediately felt a certain demand environment at us with machine. Went on to seek confirmation of their feelings. Go for a long time it was not necessary. Confirmation flashed around with kaleidoscopic rapidity, will talk about the three most significant. At the first parking lot happened to park in near the old Allroad. His was walking boss, who immediately caught the eye, the appearance of our car was, culturally speaking, frappirovan. Mind did not let on, but scratched. As a result of said Sanchez, a blind focus on the details. Yes, he said, drives interest now gone. Wheels really hoo, I noticed them right away. With braided like challah, the spokes, extra bolts on Kant - uncommon in general. Well, I also mean not filed, sarcastically saying so, he says, tired to pick out the dirt. But, I feel joy hormone separated somewhere in the depths of nature. Poulybalis with a neighbor pro forma and parted. I remember he was still lit up when I push off. More - more. In a traffic jam again arrhythmic stir on the board. Couple in desperate Subaru Mimir, lifts his thumbs and smiling, briefly shows me every possible respect. Bust, I think. Nothing of this, I know a lot. People who choose the Subaru, - this, of course, the totalitarian sect with the offering of blood sacrifices from the most slow-moving old ladies, with disputes to knife someone in the exhaust pipe diameter is closer to the stove chimney. More importantly, all the other cars in this obscurantist - is like dust motorway. These ideas, by the way, and then confirmed. Showing their full interest, with a traffic light fellow vtopil cross rate with the sound of a devastated the toilet tank. I'm something to hide, also on the pedal pressed. I do not know what race is over for sectarian. Finally had to happen and such. Caught up with me in the same stream Allroad, caught up and tearful in the eyes of the driver such warmth and understanding, as if we were as a child at a construction site along carbide pearlite. "From the car dealership?" - Screams. "Almost" - talking about. Mouth-flaps front and leave. In analyzing the incident, say the following. It was not like the chance meeting of two deaf-mute eunuchs legless at the abandoned Zaimka. Well, you know, not as in O. Henry 'Kindred souls. " No, sorry, inferiority - on the contrary, even superiority in his voice, loyalty to the brand and model. So people who are talking about every Allroad, as often happens, disgraced. Guys, if anything, will confirm. There would have to finish, but I was again told that the note ought to write something else about the car. So, open the left front door, sit in a chair beautiful new, fast, comfortable car to pressure sores - the first thing you want to do? Wrong, you want to instantly switch the radio station "Humor FM '. Question to all the auto giant's why your hired drivers listen to it, where team building, courses, intellectual growth over the other? Then follows a challenging cognitive-motor ability. It is better to insert the disk - where the CD-changer? - In the panel? - No - only it were not in the trunk! - Maybe in the glove compartment? - Why not open? - Latch? - Handle? - Push-pull?? - Th are you honk, the goat, the whole road is yours! - Where the changer, his mother! - Oops, I clicked Th! - There you are, an infection, would get more ... For neophytes brand explain without much artistic merit: the changer (good, by the way, such as Audi Simphony) at the top of the glove box, the box is opened by pressing the large button on the center dashboard, drawing on the button like a schematic representation of open trunk or hood (not corresponding to the button located in another place), close the box lid rhythmic impulse in the direction of bottom-up. Ride. If anyone doubts, go to any nice Audi. What do you want in this situation the most? That's right, sometimes quite a bit povykabluchivatsya. Priuskoritsya that if ... In principle, tested 3.2 liters, and so it is enough to keep current on our toes. Manual mode of the box, the petals between the spokes steering wheel - for fans of the first Soviet elektroigrushki "Just you wait!" - An egg on the left egg on the right. For the real adventure - sports mode. Roar from under the hood, each channel is squeezed out under the red zone, a passenger was sucked into a chair and spat at the first stop. Coming in at least the forest. What do you want here more often? That's right, and when to pee, I want to have and leave the forest. In the sense that every driver who has entered into off-road, it immediately begins to think like him to go back. In Allroad this idea does not seem too alarming. Under the diagonal sveshivanii wagon, it seems, even more convincingly than the SUV. The increase in the lumen, however, is discouraged in choleric. The rise of the machine from the state of comfort or dynamic in the lift so very long. Contemplative such a process. Finally got to the place of active recreation. Fishing the same. What do you want? Extreme, sharp impressions, of course. Easily: click open the trunk, there is so neat comma delimited and metal grids are neatly stacked rows of gear, bait, boots govnotopy, vodka is the same. Take out, eat and downright civilized gesture close the trunk by pressing a button inside the cover. Well this is every extremal is clear: God forbid, dirty hands on the car - like maggots on the hook then string? Caught plankton gathered home. There is only one wish. Return safely, comfortably, do not sleep under Volokolamsk. The catch, of course, packed between the same limiter, covered mesh, then a curtain - in short, sealed, as you think. But no, it is still something out there strumming and squeaks - those who live there, ay? It is so with all the wagons, even the outrageously good. That space shuttle, flight of the human mind, soar into the stratosphere with superhuman speed, and then come back with bits of new knowledge about the unknown. But whenever these gizmos take off, a mysterious force otkolupyvaet them pieces of something you want - I've learned that it is insulated. Time after time, well, not so well! In short, the situation with "Sarah" and shuttles, I see something in common, but the idea has not yet developed. It's time to finish, the more I immediately said that I have written too much, but no practical advice to buyers Allroad did not give. Practical advice: looking behind the battery, next to the spare wheel. Inconvenient for the "Booster", but you need it? P. S. I told him what everyone expects. Stuck to the glass driver asked for certain Audi 100 as follows: "Do you know where there Pokrovsky vegetable market?" Incidentally, I do not know. Who knows - Answer me! Classmates Audi A6 Allroad QuattroS "Ollroud" traditionally compare Swedish Volvo XC70 and the Japanese Subaru Outback. Both cars are cheaper than German - the price "for sale" starts at $ 43.9 thousand, well packed, "Outback" is worth from $ 54 thousand for the version with 5-step "automatic". ASSESSMENT ZAZriteli faint. In the forest, he looks more solid than the SUV. PROTIVV this machine can not hear "Yumor.FM" REZYuMEIdealno suitable for the fishing trip.