Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Bonus game

Desert PATRULKazhdaya game has its rules. At one time you could play with a gun, just a credit card. Now banned, for a night here blown fortunes. Only cash. Another rule says that speeding at 10 miles per hour is $ 350. And if at 50, then you will put on handcuffs and put in a real camera to the criminals. "Come on, Snowball, come here soon!" A few days before our visit to the dungeon threw some journalists from Europe, and the staff of Audi barely managed to remove it from the bed for $ 1500. Through the courts, of course. And now imagine. Two-lane asphalt with different weaves between the pink cliffs. On her ride two dozen similar vehicles. These machines can be started before "hundred" in just 4.6 seconds. After another 10.3 seconds the speedometer would have crossed the mark of 200 km / h. Maximum speed is 301 km / h. We are sick at 55 miles per hour. Here, national park, and along roadsides are signs prohibiting not only hunt but also to have the car loaded gun. With whom you can shoot? In the Comanche? Or in airplanes - somewhere near the base is US Air Force, and are carried over our heads, "Phantoms", whose speed is limited unless the sound barrier. The so-called convoy we drove to Nevada for almost two hours. And it was torture. Closer to dusk, we returned to the same reserve. Strict aunt-ranger at the gate would not let us: you, say, a good car, but I have a good job, I do not want to lose it, but my colleague put his hands together and prayed for her as a Hollywood melodrama: "Oh that PROMIS th bp e speed limit! Trust mi, pliz! " The woman frowned under his military hat and chin showed a side of the road, the envelope of rock. Shed disappeared round a bend, and you can test it out Launch Control. Catch is not caught, even-odd, red and black wins zero. While the speedo needle to zero, select a sport mode button S and disable ESP. Now, hold the brake, hit the gas all the way, and when the tachometer needle is over a 8000 rpm, optimum power and traction to, throw the brake ... For a second it is not clear - it wants to escape the wheel of a chair arm or shoulder pain poked: the monstrous roar of the Audi R8 shoots forward. Chips KUChUNam version went to the box R-tronic. The Audi said that it was made "from scratch". But evil tongues say that this is a modified version of the box E-Gear, which is placed on the Lamborghini Gallardo. If you play with a one-armed bandit and not want to press the button and pull the handle, then this opportunity you will have. So it is here. Handle manual gearbox goes into the wings of polished stainless steel - to a tee is the same as in Gallardo. In a leisurely urban stream "engineer" even more convenient. Because at low speed automatic transmission just sleeping lethargy. Plus, at the traffic lights, if you keep a foot on the brake more than half a minute, she pereschelkivaet in neutral. If this feature does not know what ignited the green light, you you harvest the gas and the car roars, but does not go, and now behind you honk any stretch limo. However, we do not care. The purpose of our journey - not a casino, and Las Vegas Motor Speedway. On the racing ring us, of course, was not allowed. Britney Spears, when she was preparing to star in the film Trading Paint (http://www.tradingpaint.com) pro riders gave cut 20 laps here in this "naskarovskoy" car, and offered us chips. Not on the cloth, and red chips, cones on a huge concrete box. During the slalom has the feeling that the Audi R8 flat bottom with a cone in front of literally sticks to the road and obey not the steering wheel and pedals, and your thoughts. The front axle has 44 percent weight on the rear - 56. Depending on traffic conditions through the viscous coupling is walking 10 to 5 percent of engine power. Mass is concentrated in the center of the vehicle, and the moment of inertia with a sharp change in direction is much smaller. Plus rear limited-slip differential allows the skid to avoid a sharp load changes. For example, when turning to go from acceleration to deceleration. On the last lap I turned off the ESP and especially twisting the wheel in a turn. Forage went ahead, but the car's behavior was understandable and complete reversal after almost patch I was not difficult to return the car in the lane. Toward the end of this year will be available this option, as ceramic brake discs. We have also put pressure on the piston 24 four riveted disc. I tried to somewhere from 180 km / h to slow down at the floor. Overload, such that, as a Polish colleague put it figuratively, "snot flying to the brain." Although physically had to be the opposite. Jack POTOdin Englishman said, "the owner of a local night club, casino and probably ignore the R8 and buy the RS4 Avant. For less money it will receive the same engine.'ll Lose it in 0.3 seconds, accelerating to" hundreds "and 51 km / h maximum speed. On the other hand can take a Bodyguard, a couple of girls, a few suitcases full of money, weapons trunk ... And with all this is not to attract attention. " This is totally incorrect reasoning islanders. After all, Audi R8 (as they say in America - look-at-me-car) must be significant. From a distance looks like a double R8-TT. But if you go and look! We see immediately that the engine behind the seats there - obviously shifted forward cabin, from which there is even a certain sense of imbalance. Let's not forget, however, that the design must then comply fully functional requirements - how does a car capable of achieving 300 km / h, must have excellent aerodynamics. Huge splashes on the back of an open door were not. Modest spoiler itself extends at speeds above 100 km / h and retracts at 35 km / h. You can put it on hold and own, by clicking on the center tunnel. As during the Tazio Nuvolari, the four rings are not on the grill, and the panel above it. "Gills" air intakes are not only ingest oxygen to cool the engine, but also perform a stylistic function: the car body divided into two parts - the interior and engine bay. On the car for the first time installed the rear light clusters with LED having a volume effect. LED front position too. And at the end of this year will be LED lights and they will resemble daylight is much stronger than xenon or even halogen. Passers-by will fall into a truly religious ecstasy. V8 under glass - like a showcase. Engine room is possible to order the lining of carbon, as well as highlight two white LED bulbs. How poetically written in the press release: "The owners will want to throw R8 last, full of admiration for this gem look after them, parks the car at night." And the tears will stream avaricious men from their cheeks. At Audi R8 is the boot for two. First of all, it's shelf behind the seats, where, according to the designers, put two bags of golf clubs. Strange to say, but this measure calibrated luggage capacity nearly all the expensive cars, like their owners, but to chase balls across the grass, and other activities there. Another trunk - under the front hood. It can pour 90 liters of the most balls. Or to put cash in the casino winnings. On the eye - of millions of ten.

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