In a vicious circle

It's a feeling will turn blasphemy. We can not, perhaps, some call it a car temptation, not the scope for religious terms. I tempted, say, a Hyundai Elantra. Disgrace is, by God. Today, however, have to swear. I tempted Audi R8. This is a machine defect in the singular and vice - in the plural. There can even dial vskidku four: exhibitionism, greed, self-superiority, lust. The first is understandable. R8 is so beautiful, fast, rare and outrageously expensive, that becomes the object of attention and inept photography on cell phones at least slowing down to an acceptable exposure. How many, I fear, in online communities emerged in recent years with our R8 blurry and not very pictures in different poses. And it photographed activists "our", writing in the frost under the foundation of Moscow University during a break in a holiday of national unity. Comments should be such: "I tachila, universal." The R8 looked even grandmothers pedestrians, for which every machine had previously been deprived of no more than the specific properties of a threat. Exhibitionist's dream would be realized more, only if he were driving R8 naked, and she R8 - a hopeless traffic jam of cruise stuffed under the cap, "Ikarus". Greed. As the criminal chronicle, this feeling of waking up in many ancient Russians already in the form of copper high-voltage wires, and suddenly a fallen neighbor hundred rubles, even though the success of the enterprise must not only kill a neighbor, but all his relatives. R8 greed evokes a far more advanced and sophisticated level. R8 is so beautiful, fast, rare and outrageously expensive, that becomes the object of desire against the will and even against her. For one hundred and acceleration to 4.6 seconds may want to quit her job if she does not open the direct road to a line of credit on 200 thousand dollars. And who says this is just bad? For the sake of rumble motor, sitting behind the glass over your neck, may want to overreach and then saw and develop budgets, and still later to minimize taxes. And who other than the court would argue that this is impossible? In other words, can develop what is called in psychiatric delusions of possession. Theoretically, the situation on the oil market has a chance to satisfy this obsession. We've an economic boom. If anyone did not realize: this is when about midnight the Warsaw highway at a speed close to two hundred kilometers by you rush, undercutting each other, cement mixers and garbage crews. Country a lot of builds and eats with gusto. In our harsh reality, where the headlight is not a means of security, and weapons of attack, confident in their own superiority is fraught with moral and physical default. R8 is so beautiful, fast, rare and outrageously expensive, that all of these qualities begin to mindlessly spread itself. Meeting with the reality can be bitter and occur abruptly, as inhibition of the floor. Fornication, if not real, then the mental, just inevitable. With such beauty, speed, rarity and a price tag in the least think about using the R8 to travel with his wife in "Auchan" or with the children to the zoo, especially since our sports car seats in two point zero-tenths. On the bookshelf between the seats and engine hardly fits even the wallet, and he whistled through the cabin flies under braking into the floor, which, as we have seen happen at a heavy personal drama driver. As a result, R8 - a public offer of vice, a proposal to think about good and evil. With this beauty, following the classic, always. She's so attractive, that can equally well inspire feats of mind and serious crimes. With this attraction can not do anything, even if you know the neighbors on the way to look at you as the last daffodil, the person is guilty of predatory privatization and devaluation of the pre-crisis level of contributions. It is not excluded that the worsening of the sensation, the tested machine, as it turned out, had a very real criminal background. It all started with the design features. Installed in a box called the R8 robot that does not mean an automatic, while driving so you might think. Set into the opposite of "drive" position of the lever does not mean, as in other machines, dipping machine on the parking brake. This situation - none other than "neutral." But the machine is in no hurry to warn some frightening manner that after leaving the driver can go on an unforgettable trip. And goes. Within ten minutes of my lack of curiosity dear managed to make six meters to the nearest "shells" than provided us with her sights on the status of neighborhoods a few hours of waiting traffic police (fill even small scratches, one must understand is comparable to the large percentage of income in the region of the donor). These expectations did not bring joy to cautious patrols found on car located in the search, detained everyone was trying to hint at the necessity of paying off, and being put to shame the journalistic resources, acknowledged that Oshibochka out. Oshibochka then went out twice more: on the freeway chase in a ring of Moscow, sparkling humor inspectors such as "Who shot down?" And goodbye "can not do anything." A formal explanation of a special relationship with the police R8 has not been found. There is only philosophically flawed beauty.