Shaikh um, Baby!

The problem of choice - the scourge of modern Russians, making money on oil for Urals. To understand his deep anguish, we decided to get into his skin. It turned out very natural. But it's difficult! The Russian automotive market offers in Their newest Russian sheiks great choice. Lamborghini scurrying for brochures. Ferrari and Porsche go through the streets of most minibuses. Full of the unknown "premium" bowels dealers. Pyshut wealth of famous front pages of tabloids neighbors. Filled with rumors and tips mouth co-workers. To attach the extra oil money? What technique you choose? It is not easy to answer, but still one can find. Oddly encamped stars indicate that the best buys at the moment is not a supercar, SUV and Audi Q7. And there's no magic here, but there are only a small marketing account - running a car on the market at precisely the time when his peers no fresh heavyweights only among SUVs, but in general among high-class cars. Tall, big, black, comes much later restyled BMW 7-series and Mercedes S-Class and in the absence of new BMW X5 and the Mercedes GL may safely be called Car number one in Russia. VW Touareg, Porsche Cayenne and more or less up to date Mercedes-Benz ML lost the main advantage - they already can in no way surprising. A queue of celebrities who want to try Q7 in fact, stretched on for months. Like a fresh pop project, he does already being successful, "Sanchez" in the country. Powered mobile billboards and gradually becomes a true flagship brand. Which due to lack of extraversion and has not managed to become a sedan A8. Proper handling with image erogenous zones makes customers even sidelined the unique performance characteristics. With respect to the Audi Q7 with the top at the moment gasoline engine 4.2 FSI - a great sin. This car can do everything so that the driver had forgotten that sits on a meter above the ground than is necessary for science to "correct" vehicles. Neutral handling at high speeds, sharp, and poured a nice weight of the steering wheel, power-to pertinent - all these qualities make the Q7 is not suitable for the transport of the silent "toptunov", but also for their own pleasure. The creators wisely took the car all the main ingredients of the competition: Bavarian Drive, Stuttgart and representativeness, mixing it in a cocktail party was given with the words "Eat to your health!" After the first test-drive an SUV brand pulls quite think that Audi has today can do everything. Even convince Paulo Coelho to write an annual report, imagine that! But the Audi Q7 is far from infallible. Sheikh happen to sit behind the wheel, then with his left knee, he will certainly hurt the lever adjustable steering column, causing it to yourself and go right to go back and forth. True, these are trifles. Audi Q7 can not annihilate the crew at the request of the cork in the left lane ring road - here's the problem. When 107-odd thousand dollars are in place, it's fucking annoying. Audi Q7 can not avoid a collision with a rushing at a speed of 200 km / h driving the governor - such misfortunes occur, too. In the end, Audi Q7 - SUV simply, no deal. Whether business - aircraft. Turboprop cruise car - a thing no less impressive. Even the small, standing on the runway without moving airplane immediately transforms its possessor to the rank of celestial. So the branding benefits are obvious - it is possible to go directly from the pawns in the Kings, while not losing seats in business class. This opportunity provides M101T Expedition, domestic rival Cessna, Beachcraft and others. Four individual chairs and ergonomic, full audio and DVD-system, personal parachutes, two pilots instead of one ... Apart from the obvious gains in speed and complete lack of traffic in the next thirty years, flying at a height enabling you to see what's going on behind the high fences of neighbors Rublyovka, not even getting up from his chair! Audi Q7 with air suspension, even in such a position is not subject to Lift. Expedition no "Concorde", he does not need a long "vzletka", and thanks to the strengthened landing gear in an emergency and put the car can be on any asphalt or dirt road or field. In the end, as history shows, and paving is also nice. Unlike big jet aircraft, there is no headache 15 minutes for registration, the cost of kilometers of flight - from 15 rubles. Only, but a serious disadvantage of this type of movement is a developed air defense system of Russia. If in the case of the Audi Q7, you can easily get rid of trivial verification of documents, then nobody in the sky will not stand on ceremony. Despite the cost of half a million dollars. More secure against this background it seems way to move water. The extensive system of canals and rivers of our homeland, full-flowing Moskva River and the Neva - possession of Neptune invite potential new rich, promising a comfortable and fast moving. Incredibly good PR this method provides the highest level - even the participants in the summit a great future "eight" in St. Petersburg chose the watery element of the displaced in the northern capital. Boat Windy 33 Scirocco - great for a swim. First of all, to stand at the helm - is even more precarious than flying and, second, identifies the owner as an incurable romantic with a mixture of pragmatism. After all, you can always load the boat on the trailer and tow. Including with the SUV, which can carry heavy trailers. Audi Q7, for example, takes the weight up to 3.5 tonnes. It is true that swimming is a seasonal entertainment and is not available during the winter, but a modern boat can be a full house for his captain: there is a toilet, kitchen furniture, cabin with a bed and even a place for sunbathing. Four or five people here can lead to a truly healthy lifestyle: fresh air, sunbathing and fishing are available in unlimited quantities. TV, stereo system, refrigerator and other means of comfort included. Price of the issue: nearly 000 D300, peakless cap not included.