Diesel Audi Q7 V12 mysterious

They roamed the corridors of gray, sat, her head on the table, and wanted to dump home on any pretext, when he ran from room to room and cheerful boss yelled: "Guys, cheer up. There is an idea: for the morrow give out something magical. Surprise me, or is dismissed. " So there was a twelve-Audi Q7 with a speedometer marked up to 310 km / h and runs on diesel fuel. Frankly, other explanations of how the seven-crossed with a trunk of a nuclear reactor, I net.Zatem, I think this project is handed over to the marketing department to find out who will buy this model. Terrified marketers decided not to risk and suggested that the traditional concept of the Old World family of crossover, but with unusual characteristics. Immediately they were fired, angry boss shouting empty chair: "Idiots! Family SUV with the engine compartment, full of turbo? With acceleration to a hundred in 5.5 seconds, like a sports car league?? On the second row with a pie my grandmother, the third child with biscuits, water pistols and hand-rat?? "The Last of the marketers at the beginning of the storm zabivshiysya under the table, frantically blurted out about another audience:" Business and public servants. Representational Audi did not take. " "Nerd! Would you like to start with a traffic light after the notebook of a CEO minister broke the rear window? Better than you thinks even my secretary "- finished his boss and a half hour later signed a fresh marketing strategy. The concept consisted of two sentences: "To sell to Russia, they will buy. They all bought! "I sweat when I think not when EDUVse interested in: how is he going? What is there to ask. Of course, I do sweat with excitement when I think of it in 1000 Nm of torque and 500 hp. with. but for the test, the city average speed was 20 km / h (flow rate and, incidentally, is 20 liters per hundred). The first day I cried all the way to heaven: let at least one straight without cars, traffic lights, traffic police and pedestrians. No. On the second day resigned and went to one-tenth of the pedal, with the momentum to push more do not. Crisp 140 km / h and it is gaining, while you are still you harvest the button ignition. Do not have time to buckle up, as at 240 km / h operates an electronic limiter. Feel dynamics of nowhere, but it is always possible to enjoy the flexibility. Regiment was the beginning of 1750 rpm. This engine needs no promotion. Slightly countersunk - wishes were fulfilled, the job vypolneny.Etot Audi Q7 V12 costs about 150 thousand dollars. For the same money you can buy the ML63 AMG with acceleration up to hundreds of half a second faster. So, getting Q7, you pay not for speed, but as I said, for the torque of diesel and (this may seem ridiculous) for low consumption, because the dynamics of a similar gasoline engine "eats" at least thirty liters hundred. And since I went to talk about money, I would never pay for the Audi jarring bumps and cracks in the plastic interior, low ceilings, small trunk (where the subwoofer instead of the chute) and not "mersedesovskuyu" ride. Deal with it will not make even mode ESP Offroad and air suspension that increases ground clearance to 240 mm. P.S. If you see an idiot who shot the speed of light from a traffic light to traffic light, flying over pedestrians, or flashing your high beams when you're tearing the left lane highway beyond the 170 - not angry, I'm still trying to feel the real possibilities of Q7, to write a more detailed technical report.